Medicine commercials give me a headache. Unfortunately, I have to pay attention to them because their products can either: (a ...

Stamford native Jerry Zezima writes a humor column for Tribune News Service and is the author of eight books. His latest is ...

Humorist Jerry Zezima shares fish stories about his little betta who drinks like a human, 'has no teeth but still wants to ...

As an out-of-shape geezer who drinks red wine to avoid heart trouble and believes that exercise and health food will kill you, I am proud, happy and practically comatose to report that I recently got ...

1976 was a spectacular year in the United States, with fireworks, parades and a nationwide celebration to mark a momentous event in American history. I refer, of course, to my unlikely start in ...

Love, as a newfangled saying goes, means never having to say you’re sorry for practicing social distancing. My wife, Sue, and I, who have always believed in social togetherness, recently celebrated ...

Blood, goes a familiar idiom, which can now be applied to this familiar idiot, is thicker than water. That’s why I needed approximately a gallon of water — as well as a box of Kleenex, two Band-Aids ...

With apologies to Frank Sinatra, who is dead and can’t sue me, I am the chairman of the board. And I’m not just singing my ...

There is an ottoman empire in our house. That’s because my wife, Sue, ordered yet another ottoman. It was recently delivered and put in the family room to replace the old ottoman, which was not ...

It does my heart good to know that my heart is in the right place (right now it’s in my office, where I am, too) and that I don’t need open-heart surgery. That’s why I was happy to have a ...

When you’re retired, you don’t live in the fast lane. In fact, my wife, Sue, and I are on the side of the road with a flat tire. The trade-off is that you can’t get fired from a job you don’t have.