Carlos Tevez you beautiful, silly, belligerent bastard. Even typing out your name brings on a sort of drumming, relentless sadness, like I’m being kicked in the head by Marcos Rojo wearing steel ...

Carlos Tevez has agreed to join Man Utd on loan - sources have told Sky Sports News. Carlos Tevez has agreed to join Manchester United on loan - sources have told Sky Sports News. The Argentine ...

Tevez was also due for a check-up after falling at home and hitting his head in a previous incident. Independiente said in a statement: "Our coach, Carlos Tevez, is at the La Trinidad hospital in ...

We've got Cristiano Ronaldo, Neymar, Gheorghe Hagi, Stefan de Vrij, Giovanni van Bronckhorst, Adnan Januzaj and, just for good measure, Carlos Tevez. The Argentinian striker spent four years at ...